If God is "a mean kid with a magnifying glas", then what am I?

(Random thought of the day, dated 26/02-07)

Sure! Host a party, invite a bunch of friends so they can have fun, and then invite people you know won't have fun, for your own benefit. Damn! I am a mean, mean AND selfish person. Why did I do that? Well, simply because I am me. Now I hate myself. Really. Don't even go to a party hosted by me! "What it lacks in backbone it makes up for in cruelty."